What Dasha probably looks like

“Women love me.”

I never expected to say those words.

I was shy in high school;  I got married right out of college, so in my younger years, I didn’t have much interaction with women.

But then it happened.

I was working on my computer when I received an unsolicited e-mail.  It was from a young woman who said she saw my picture on the Internet and wanted to get to know me.  At first I thought this was a fluke, but I kept hearing from other women.

Here’s one I received from China:

“Hi, David, I am Chunyan 22 years old from China. Share the year ahead with me!  You can see some of my new photos here: http://www.????????.  Get in touch soon!  I’m waiting

Or this e-mail I received from a mysterious Russian beauty:

Hi David, I believe in my luck and  I dream of someone to share my luck with!   I am seeking a caring, understanding and honest man. And that is why I have just one question, maybe it’s you?  Write to me dasha@?????? if you want to continue exploring with me!  Dasha.

Then this morning I received this urgent notice.

Sabrina Walton 22 y.o.

Georgia, US

Member status: GOLD

Flirted with you.

…also, We have 12 female members within 2 miles of Birmingham.

Can you believe my good fortune?  Even GOLD member women are interested in me.

And it gets better.  I often receive e-mails from companies offering huge discounts on Cialis, Viagra & Levitra, so when the time is right, I’ll be prepared.

It’s so rewarding that as I get older and spend more time on the Internet I get more and more popular.

So when your life gets tough and you’re having a difficult time, remember there’s hope.  Go straight to your computer and one day,  just like me, your dreams may come true.

David Sher is a co-founder of Buzz12  Advertising. You can read more of his posts by looking for the “David Sher Posts” category in the sidebar of Buzz12’s website.

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